Ten Seinfeldian Observations in Real Estate
Posted by Pat Kitano at 10/22/2006 7:39 PM 
Categories: Comedy, Realty Realities, Events and Premieres
Categories: Comedy, Realty Realities, Events and Premieres
Last week, I was called Seinfeld-like for some of my observations... I was a New Yorker, I still feel like a New Yorker... I appreciate the compliment.
In tribute, here are ten Seinfeldian observations in Real Estate:
- You met a vicious realtor? Get outta here...
- Is it me... or do you also see Millions of Home Listing and FSBO Sites?
-
We
have so many immigrants flocking in, I say why don't we use Shipping
Containers for Houses?
- Wait a minute... you're telling me this guy really built a structure in the back of his house to flip off his neighbor? OK, I buy that...
- Electronic signatures? Next thing you know everyone in America will need a tablet PC so they can balance their checkbook...
-
For
the life of me, why would anyone want to live in Russia? It's not because we
want to escape the housing bubble...
- And how about Realtor.com? Since it's the official site of the NAR, wouldn't you think Realtor.com would have the best interests at heart for the Realtors?
- Tell you what... suppose Starbucks ran a Mortgage Brokerage...
- What's with Technorati Keyword Search? As a matter of fact, what the hell is Technorati?
- Yada yada yada - I counted the words - 23,909 - in an exchange worthy of a Seinfeld script (ummm, yeh)
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Re: #5 above on electronic signatures:
Kramer bursts in the door in his usual exuberant fashion. "I just saw the most amazing thing! You're not gonna believe it! I saw a guy buy a house using electronic signatures...and he wasn't even using a Tablet PC!"
Elaine: "Get outta here! Not even using a Tablet PC? How could that be?"
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it's gold jerry (pat), it's gold!
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This is a mastercard commercial because it is priceless.
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